fossilera:

Keychains featuring a real, enrolled 400 million year old Phacops trilobite.  You know you want one.
http://www.fossilera.com/fossils-for-sale/trilobite-fossil-keychains 

fossilera:

Keychains featuring a real, enrolled 400 million year old Phacops trilobite.  You know you want one.

http://www.fossilera.com/fossils-for-sale/trilobite-fossil-keychains 

Unless you practice.

Unless you practice.

(Source: psych2go, via laugh-addict)

adamedge666:

Fall is pretty much here. Which means winter is soon. And I’m fahkiiiiin stoked. I wanna play in the snow.

BUNDLED UP BLANKET SEASON!

roryblank:

Cool tip: Instead of looking up photos of celebrities without clothes on (their bodies look like other naked people’s bodies but their faces look like famous people ???) you should watch The Twilight Zone on Netflix. That way you won’t be violating people’s privacy and dignity like a garbage person, and you’ll be watching one of the greatest achievements in television history.

It’s a win-win.

startrekrenegades:

cat: *slowly reaches out and tries to touch my food*
me: fus… ro…. DAH
me: *shoves cat onto blankets*
me: this food is for dragonborn only

This is an embarrassingly real thing

kateordie:

A collection of all of the things I have designed for Welcome to Night Vale, so far. You can buy several of them through their official shop HERE, and the shows can be found on BANDCAMP.

I mention it because I’m working on more as we speak…

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

image

That fabulous face

(via thats-so-meme)

tuneage:

Midnight Hours by Wunder Wunder

These Californian based Aussies effortlessly pair sun-kissed good vibes with nighttime excitement. Their infectious upbeat track “Midnight Hours” will have you tapping your feet or steering-wheel drumming in no time but there is a heaviness.

And Wunder Wunder reminds us that summer is about shedding our daytime responsibilities, if only for a few minutes. But it’s all bittersweet. We are in the midnight hours of summer. But in 5h3m, we find moments of floating and fleeting freedom where the possibilities are endless. 

Turn it up, let your hair down, and savor the last bits of warm night air like you just snuck out your parents’ house. 

This submission was written by Kalani over at twenty-ish.com!

theadultswimpage:

hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth:

Obi-Wan Kenobi once said: “Your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them.” Seems to be getting harder distinguishing reality from the illusions that people make for us or from the ones that we make for ourselves… I don’t know, maybe that’s part of the plan, to make me think I’m crazy… It’s working. - Huey Freeman

Huey Freeman.
          - [adult swim] fan

theadultswimpage:

hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth:

Obi-Wan Kenobi once said: “Your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them.” Seems to be getting harder distinguishing reality from the illusions that people make for us or from the ones that we make for ourselves… I don’t know, maybe that’s part of the plan, to make me think I’m crazy… It’s working. - Huey Freeman

Huey Freeman.

          - [adult swim] fan

jtotheizzoe:

guardian:

Experts say a giant panda previously thought to be pregnant may have been more focused on food than giving birth.
“[pregnant pandas] receive more buns, fruits and bamboo, so some have used this to their advantage to improve their quality of life”
Pandering to the crowd » 
Photo: STR/AFP/Getty Images

I think it’s official, pandas have given up this whole “existing” thing.

jtotheizzoe:

guardian:

Experts say a giant panda previously thought to be pregnant may have been more focused on food than giving birth.

“[pregnant pandas] receive more buns, fruits and bamboo, so some have used this to their advantage to improve their quality of life”

Pandering to the crowd » 

Photo: STR/AFP/Getty Images

I think it’s official, pandas have given up this whole “existing” thing.

(Source: theguardian.com)

thatfunnyblog:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via laugh-addict)